The Fauster & Fauster Program
This is an e-bay post, I am selling all of the cryopatient's souls I had leftover from my years in the MILE Foundation. The Fauster & Fauster Program was a program the Meme Team started at the MILE Foundation. It is a way of paying for the upkeep of the cryopatients by selling their souls as works of art. We were able to do this using a mathematical paradox called the Banach-Tarski Paradox. It states that using a series of rigid motions it is possible to dissect a ball into equidecomposible sections and reassemble them together into two balls of the same size and mass of the original. So, the souls could be sold as works of art to collectors ad infinitum.