Wednesday, April 26

The Fauster & Fauster Program



This is an e-bay post, I am selling all of the cryopatient's souls I had leftover from my years in the MILE Foundation. The Fauster & Fauster Program was a program the Meme Team started at the MILE Foundation. It is a way of paying for the upkeep of the cryopatients by selling their souls as works of art. We were able to do this using a mathematical paradox called the Banach-Tarski Paradox. It states that using a series of rigid motions it is possible to dissect a ball into equidecomposible sections and reassemble them together into two balls of the same size and mass of the original. So, the souls could be sold as works of art to collectors ad infinitum.

5 Comments:

At 6:53 AM, Blogger Willard the Cryopunk said...

How many souls do you have left, and did Epoh Gnirb's soul get used in the Fauster & Fauster Program?

 
At 6:10 AM, Blogger Frozen Linus said...

Do you retrieve and sell souls of inanimate objects?

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger The Cryopunk Soda Jerk Union of Workers Rights said...

I don't know how I feel about this one, I'm going to have to think about it over a nice frozen one. Also whatever happened to The Big Space Fuck.

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Scoutmaster Alfonso said...

Some of my scouts have shown an interest in the fauster and Fauster program and were wondering if there were merit badge for soul replication.

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger Nathan Shafer said...

There are two merit badges associated with the Fauster & Fauster Program: Soul Pickling and Preserves and Faustian Economics. Both of them are relatively simple to earn, one just needs to find a merit badge adviser for said patches, I can suggest F. Autin Love in Tampa and Isaac Boatright of Eugene.

 

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